NOT IN IRAQ!!

If you live in America, your death will most likely be from Heart Disease, Cancer, or Stroke.

Not in Iraq...

If you live in the EU, your death will most likey occur from Circulatory Diseases, Stroke, or Cancer.

Not in Iraq...

If you live in Africa, your death will most likley occur from Heart Disease, Stroke, or a Lower Respiratory Infection.

Not in Iraq...

In fact, if you live anywhere else in the world, your chances of dying due to one of these diseases are greater than if you live in Iraq.

Why?

Because, if you live in Iraq, violence will most likely lead to your death. Yes folks, in a new report released by the Iraqi government this week it was determined that violence is now the number one cause of death for adults in Iraq.

But do not worry folks, Iraq is more stable and the surge is working. Probably because everyone has either left the country or is dead. Good fucking job George!